The fellows in the Guinness beer commerical have it right
For the Love of Beer
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!